MUMS!

Me and Katie have just had that morbid conversation when it gets to the late evening and you realise that your up early for work/school tomorrow.

Which then made us realise that the only people on this earth who never ever have to suffer that sick feeling when your hauling out of bed with your alarm ringing at 7:00AM are not only just people on the dole, millionaires and Cheryl Cole. It's another person and she comes in the form OF YOUR MUM. Unless your Mum works full time - in that case just stop reading now...

I honestly can't wait to be a housewife. I don't even necessarily care about the wife part of that - I just can't wait to pretend to be a busy Mum of six who is rushed off her feet all day!

When really, all I'd do is bundle the kids off the school with a pack of Dairylea Lunchables each, have a brew whilst watching Jeremy Kyle and then get on the phone to Julie and Tina and arrange where we are all meeting up for lunch.

Then before my builder husband and the kids get back, bung some smiley faces and burgers in the oven and despair when they all rush in and mess up my lovely cream carpets - which I can always pretend that I spent all morning hoovering.

I do appreciate all the nice things Mum's do, but really lets face it they just lie to us whilst we are out of the house all day and secretly lead a life of leisure!