Now I like to think I'm in touch with all the current affairs of our big wide world. However, today when I was flicking through the paper it wasn't the stabbing of two more teenagers or the horrific trouble that is going on in Georgia that concerned me most. It was something far more shocking.
I want you to imagine that your parents are two massive Hollywood actors. Your Mum is Demi Moore, who was a huge sex symbol in the 80's and is still looking r
ather fine at almost 50 - we won't mention the old botox however! And your Dad is Bruce Willis who managed to look hot in a white vest when he had abit more hair in the Die Hard movies. Now you'd think that when these two fitties got it on and produced a child, both of their glorious genes would come together to produce some kind of super human with looks that could kill. What could possibly ever go wrong?!
My theory was proven so so wrong when I saw a picture of their daughter Rumer. Now I know i'm no super model myself, but both of my parents raised me in the old industrial town of Wigan so I'm just thankful that I wasn't born a mutant with three extra legs.
BEHOLD!
This poor girl should be blessed with her Mum's gorgeous cheek bones and slender figure, along with her Dad's piercing eyes! Instead all she got stuck with was a big potato head! The poor thing! It goes to show that there really isn't any justice in our world, for Demi Moore's daughter to have to look at her reflection everyday and have a big manly square chin taking up the entire frame!
There is still hope for our poor Rumer though. She has cunningly mastered a look that allows her to look abit more presentable - simply by hiding half of her spud features completely! Bless!
xxx
I want you to imagine that your parents are two massive Hollywood actors. Your Mum is Demi Moore, who was a huge sex symbol in the 80's and is still looking r
ather fine at almost 50 - we won't mention the old botox however! And your Dad is Bruce Willis who managed to look hot in a white vest when he had abit more hair in the Die Hard movies. Now you'd think that when these two fitties got it on and produced a child, both of their glorious genes would come together to produce some kind of super human with looks that could kill. What could possibly ever go wrong?!My theory was proven so so wrong when I saw a picture of their daughter Rumer. Now I know i'm no super model myself, but both of my parents raised me in the old industrial town of Wigan so I'm just thankful that I wasn't born a mutant with three extra legs.
BEHOLD!
There is still hope for our poor Rumer though. She has cunningly mastered a look that allows her to look abit more presentable - simply by hiding half of her spud features completely! Bless!
xxx
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