Had abit of a dry spell...

I've just had a lovely reminiscent moment looking back on my last entries, oh it's been a while! Two years to be precise! In fact, the only reason I'm bumming about around here again is because my good friends Mark and Nathan both write great blogs so I decided to come an laugh at mine in "a cringey fashion".

So how do I fill you in on the last two years? I'll start where I left off...

Not much has changed. I'm still looking for work! I did get a job for a while as a waitress when I was 16. Five quid an hour cash in hand, I had such high aspirations about saving up for my first Porsche Boxster and a quaint little manor house in the country. My boss was one of them that never really gave me any idea when my next shift would be, sometimes I'd be given 15 minutes to get my arse into work. I didn't care at first because I was naive and thought I was rich beond my wildest dreams. But then I went and got all scatty and infatuated over a boy who handily lived an hour away from work so I'd take refuge there at the weekends and let my mum deal with the angry phone calls from work.

Then the phone calls stopped... so I wisely took a hint. So did those weekend visits actually.

I did do another stint at the old working game in a pie shop. People always laugh when I tell them that, but those same people where forming a mile long que on Saturdays demanding that I fill their fat faces with cheese pasties. I got annoyed in the end because I got bored of having to revise slits on pies. Its a gifted talent being able to glance at a line of pies and be able to arrange their flavours according to the number of slits they have. God forbid you ever mix up those slits. And there are SO many different types of bread. I was given so much time to revise them and then I had a test. I didn't care about bread! I wanted to be drunk like all the other cool teenagers!

Amazingly, some other stuff happened during those two years. I finished my A-levels, painted my bedroom pink and learned the hard way that vodka and orange cordial will never end with a happy night!

But I'm finally at that point in my life now where I know this is the happiest I've ever been. I'm madly in love with an amazing boy, I'm about to get a full-time job and I'm almost able to drive. I feel like my life is going somewhere nowadays, rather than just having to worry about steak pies having three slits. And if this is the happiest I'll ever get, I'm quite happy to settle for that!

And that just about sums it up!

xxx