Smooth Balls vs Ginger Tits

Well yesterday turned out to be a fun day! Tom had a day off work, so we spent all morning watching This Morning like a couple on the benefits!

Later on, we decided to pretend we were in an American teen movie and GO ON A DATE TO THE BOWLING ALLEY!!!!!!1111

Whenever me and Tom do anything competetive he always wins. No matter how hard I try he always ends up lapping me seven times on the go-karts! I just accepted this fact and eventually gave up! So he was almost slitting his wrists lastnight when I actually beat him at something! In 40 years time, people in Wigan will still be talking about the day when Tom Porter actually got beaten! HAH! I had to buy him a pizza to stop him from throwing a tantrum as well. Bless!

xxx